We are but 3 days away from our most feared departure from Corsica. Up to today we have done nothing but eating cheese, playing Bog with clay and the occasional swim in paradise. Today we begin packing, which includes stops at the local supermarket and wine/cheese/hams caves where we intend to spend a small fortune on products forbidden by customs everywhere.

However, our hearts will remain forever void in the absence of... THE best calzone in the world, in the most random part of the island, a place you wouldn't stop at if they paid you, utterly small and run by an eerie looking white folk who's eternally covered in flour, I weep at the thought of leaving you me love.

We must find a way to take a piece of this angel breast with us, for we are nothing without it, nothing... (fade out)

CANNIBAL CORSE

Well well well, it's been a while. But what are a few months of silence when one is having fun?

We're in Corsica at the moment, taking advantage of not having to use a proxy to blog and jerk off; Miyavi plays here tonight, best news I've had all year, but more on that later.

Glorious place Corsica, expensive as hell I'm almost out of money and I've been here 5 days but it's worth it, everybody is beautiful a la mediterranean, tanned strong and fair to the point that a Chinese girl would be the biggest sensation here. Me? I could blend in, if not with the Corsicans then with the rest of the Europeans? Pretty sure nobody suspects my mexicoholism? Hopefully I'm not thought of as an American, they aren't exactly loved here?

There is a place called Bonifacio, a giant rock that erupts out of the water and makes for the perfect view in almost the whole island, we had a couple of suicidal moments while looking down from the edge and we also had some murderous moments when this dude took a bad picture of us, eventually we had to go cause somebody was getting hungry.

As for our extra-curricular activities, one of the plans was to learn how to play mah-jong but since it is the most complicated game ever made we gave it up and now we play chess, which developed into the brilliant idea of buying clay and making our own customized board. Also more on that later.

Alright I'm off to a sunny place now, Bog help me.