Discovering new sensations

The past two days have been the best and the worst of my whole entire life.

And I have made an amazing discovery.
But I'm not telling because it's fucking private.
All I will say is this... I've met a real life Vegeta.
For obvious reasons I'm neither naming him nor posting his picture although trust me, you want to see him. 

So evidently now I'm branded for life with first degree burns. From how HOT that man is. But of course, he's an untouchable.

Ahh... unfortunately I'm leaving Corsica next week. For good. And Corsican (he's not Corsican) Vegeta will stay here. In my Corsica. It's mine, mine! Well, that's as far as that will ever get.

Gotta go plan a secret birthday party for my sister now (she's making me do it.)

J--ool

WHATEVER.

I am fucking precious. I am Mexican, I speak Spanish, English, Mandarin and and I can TOTALLY get French, and I can read in fucking Japanese (can't speak it but I can sooooo read it)... whatever, whatever, fuck youuuuuuuuu, I'm an absolute friggin JEWEL. 

Fucking Birds

Won't you let a woman try to stay awake??
8:30 pm they say... it's fucking 5:30 am... Saiyan time

Totally Smashed

I am TOTALLY drunk... I think. 

I'm reading an awesome awesome B/V fanfic and chatting with a new friend who happens to be another editor at the fansub I am currently a member of. But I am totally drunk nonetheless. Which is weird, I had not realised until I stood up to go to the bathroom. I have been drinking since noon today because I've been working on some flyers (and I'm not done yet!!)

Tooootally drunk, wow, it is damn weird to acknowledge it like that. (Flyers are looking fucking awesome- mind youu)

To celebrate I shall post a picture of my latest pride and legacy. 

I had been fighting with my sister the whole fucking day when we went to Paris, so as soon as we got to the hostel I fell asleep. To my merry oh so merry surprise, I woke up to my sister saying "Hey, I think there's a manga store right across the street" and DAMN if she wasn't right. 

THEY HAD SUPER-SAIYAN VEGETA PLUSH DOLLS!!! For 29.99 euros... 

So I bought the next best thing... the manga with androids 17, 18 and 19 on the cover, which basically illustrates Vegeta's fight with 18 and the moment he realises Mirai Trunks is his son... oh yes... 

And it's SO in French

I'll put it as my sister was kind enough to phrase it: "At least you're finally reading something in French."

Breakfast issues

I kind of totally love it whenever I read Bulma/Vegeta fan fictions they wake up to the smell of Bunny's "Eggs, bacon and pancakes" even though Bulma (unlike Chichi who's obviously Chinese) is 100% Japanese, they should be waking up to the smell of "Miso, salmon and rice"... 

Ahh, I've never been more thankful for being able to read in English as I am now. 

Bunny totally makes Vegeta cringe

Someone say LOOOOOVE????

Proud to live in France, for once.

I know it's been everywhere in the news, but I was just in Paris for a day and I cried when I read the newspaper in the plane. 

Congratulations, France! You're worthy now. 

(This picture was not taken inside an airplane, I totally respect aviation security measures.)

Blue spandex, white boots, white gloves... it BURNS. Oh my GOD you're HOT.

Going to Paris to watch Iron Man 3!!

HELL YEAH!

Mis ovarios gritan: "Vegeta! Vegeta!" 

Zhong==whaaa

Holy shhhhhwhat

I think I just landed myself an awesome gig in China for the summer.
Like a real job.

I can always teach English in the weekends but man oh man, if I can get my pathetic little name on payroll well... that's pretty huge, isn't it?

I'm going back to China.

China, do you miss me as much as I miss you?

Saiyan Fetish? I take it back.

Seme Wars

Sooo... I'm posting a little teaser image of the manga I'm currently working on.

Wah, that sounds so damn professional doesn't it? The manga I'm working on...

I'm translating the Chinese scans to Spanish and fansub's admin is editing it, which I've come to realise, means she puts the translated text into the pretty little bubbles and makes it look nice nice 'n clean.

Since this manga is only available in Japanese and Chinese, I had to give it a name in Spanish, and at first I thought it was way too much responsibility and I got scared and didn't wanna do it. Fortunately I came back to my senses and gave it a try. I came up with "Semes en Guerra", which would be roughly translated as "Seme Wars" (if you don't know what a Seme is, I'm not going to saaaay hoping you'll google image search it, mwahaha.)

Anywhoo, yay. Something new, weird, slightly disturbing and fun to add to my CV.

2013 - Pesent: Official Chinese/Spanish translator for Kimi=Hana Fansub (Yaoi Manga)

DBZ Fanfics

Ya think this is crammed? 

You should see my brain. 

Joined a fansub!!

The other day I found the latest chapter of a manga I really like in a facebook fan page in Spanish, but the manga was in Chinese and there was no translation. So I started translating it on my own and writing it on the comments section, theeen the admin contacted me and asked me if I wanted to help out with translating some more.

And I said yes!

So now I'm officially a fansub Chinese - Spanish translator!

Awesoooome <3 

Scary shit.

Went to the friggin hospital today and I walked out 5 months pregnant.

Whoaaahhh it definitely sounds wrong if I say it like that. We went to the hospital to help out with a 'simulation' or something, we were supposed to play the victims of an explosion. They gave us tags to hang around our necks that read the state of the patients we were supposed to play.

I was a fucking 5 months pregnant 26 year old woman. Suffering from headache and dizziness, had felt mild contractions but had already stopped. Pulse 87, Arterial pressure 100/68. Pff, like I know what that means.
And it just hit too damn close you know? Pregnant... fucking doctors...

Funny thing is, even if they knew there was a simulation being made, even though they had ALL morning to prepare for the 'emergencies', the hospital was still chaos.

They had me sitting down for hours on end and over 5 different doctors came over to take my pulse. They reeeally weren't taking it seriously. Well, honestly, neither was I. Although there was this woman that took the part 'hysterical' pretty damn seriously.

They were filming us too. I hope I'm not on TV... although I have a bad feeling.

In the end, if there was an explosion of that kind and over 50 people rushed to the hospital's emergency rooms, 80% would die. And I would have totally lost my baby.

I'm seriously disturbed... I need some gay manga. 

Redecorating Corte

My sister and I are working on making Corte a better place.
Which means... Corte meets Shanghai.